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'You and your toy trains...'

'And all these years, I thought you were playing with your model railway!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A trevor of trainspotters

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HS2

Sushi Train Set.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Trainset

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

L.A. Transfer

HS2 time bomb...

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

The Train to Nowhere

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

What Holds the Subway Together?

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Trainspotting.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

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