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Angry White Males.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

"A man and his choo-choo."

Railway 'King' George Hudson

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Secular Cloisters

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

End Of The Line

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'I understand you're looking for engineers.'

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Trains. Tracks 7-20. You got a job cooking Chinese food in the diner car? Yep -- I've been woking on the railroad!

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Model steam train pulls into a station

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

"I don't know if you're aware of this, but we don't need GPS."

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Replacement Bus Service

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

"We're just planning our journey."

Captain goes to hide in his secret lair...to play with his train set.

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

'You and your toy trains...'

'As a steam enthusiast, a stair lift wasn't enough for Martin, he installed his own funicular railway.'