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'Oh, that type of model.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Sushi Train Set.

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Switchback Playground.

S**t Creek Halt

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Coupler Counselling

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"I think we're losing 'em."

Commuter on the Orient Express

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.