Model Train Maniac T-Shirts

"A man and his choo-choo."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Sushi Train Set.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Trainset

S**t Creek Halt

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"I think we're losing 'em."

Science Day

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

A Train Conductor.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Secular Cloisters

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

'The patient who thinks he's a train,his wife has just derailed him!'

Bloody HS2

The Little Engine that read Descartes. I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can.

BLT

"Hello, I'm on the train!"

'Smoke signal say: 'Hi I'm on train'.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Model steam train pulls into a station

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

Hey guys come see, Trevors found a way to trainspot on the internet.

'Oh dear! They are not going to believe this.'

"It all started when we adopted a highway."