Model Railroad Enthusiasts Pillows

Angry White Males.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Trainset

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"A man and his choo-choo."

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Secular Cloisters

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

End Of The Line

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'I understand you're looking for engineers.'

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Model steam train pulls into a station

"I don't know if you're aware of this, but we don't need GPS."

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Replacement Bus Service

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

"We're just planning our journey."

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

'You and your toy trains...'

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Captain goes to hide in his secret lair...to play with his train set.

'As a steam enthusiast, a stair lift wasn't enough for Martin, he installed his own funicular railway.'

'I understand the chap next door is keen on model trains.'