Model Train Enthusiast Pillows

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

Captain goes to hide in his secret lair...to play with his train set.

Train Sets.

Best. Grandpa. Ever.

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Sushi Train Set.

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Switchback Playground.

Coupler Counselling

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"I think we're losing 'em."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Commuter on the Orient Express

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

"A man and his choo-choo."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)