Toy Train Enthusiast Pillows

Replacement Bus Service

"I think we're losing 'em."

"He certainly makes the trains run on time."

'Hi mum, I'm on the train. . .'

'He's busy at his workstation right now.'

'You and your toy trains...'

Peruvian child playing with hisher toy train in hisher mothers hat.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Sushi Train Set.

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

S**t Creek Halt

Switchback Playground.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'