Train Enthusiast Pillows

"XIVth Street"

Commuting bishop uses crook to hold on to tube train strap.

If life was fair.

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

The European Locomotive from Angela's Merkelwerke

'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'

Passengers checking for their train

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'

"I'm on the train."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Trainspotters'

"Stan, are you sure this is going to work?"

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Oh no...a social-leper colony.'

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

"I want two days and one dazzling night on the Orient Express!"

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

"I'm getting on the train." "I'm on the train." "I'm getting off the train."

'We met in a railway station...'

Strategic Rail Authority to Richard Branson - 'I'm afraid you'll have to stand, all the seats are taken.'

Giant train on a boy's train set.

'Will you knock it off! You're getting out of line.'

Rail fare increases.

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'We have two classes - first and children.'

A Victorian train carriage.

"How much?!... I'm sorry, I think there's been a misunderstanding. I only want to buy a ticket, not the train!"

Commuter Questionnaire

Coupler Counselling

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

Workers board the Underground Train

The Railway Dragon

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"May I borrow your mobile..."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."