Train Lover Pillows

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

A Train Conductor.

'Is this what you call training?'

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

'Smoke signal say: 'Hi I'm on train'.'

The Little Engine that read Descartes. I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can.

"Two trains leave from Boston at the same time. One is traveling 50 mph, the other...."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Switchback Playground.

S**t Creek Halt

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Coupler Counselling