Steam Train Lover Pillows

Run from the hills!

Lockdown

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Beanirrito"

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Switchback Playground.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Coupler Counselling

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"I think we're losing 'em."

Commuter on the Orient Express

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."