Steam Train Lovers Pillows

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Beanirrito"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Run from the hills!

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Switchback Playground.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"I think we're losing 'em."

Coupler Counselling

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Commuter on the Orient Express

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

'Time used to fly, but with lost luggage, rising costs and delays, it's taking the train.'

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

Chattanooga choo choo

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers