Steam Lover Pillows

Chattanooga Choo Choo

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Leak in the fish tank.

'Greenwich in the Season'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Especially modified you say..."

Run from the hills!

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Nutflix

"I'm addicted to water."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

Giant Birthday Cake

"It's only lightning Harold. Just lightning."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

Jack and Jill

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Pool lovers

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'

"What? No Vanilla?"

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'