Steam Aficionado Pillows

"I accidentally double-booked the swingers' festival with the vintage steam rally."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"Habanero ..."

The Imperfect Storm

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Run from the hills!

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Don't row so hard!'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Water Skiing Accidents.

'Jim called to say he apologizes to you and the 300 guests, but he'll have to marry you next week instead. He totally forgot he made plans to go to a boat show this weekend.'

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Panzer Hut.

A man working on a model airplane

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."