Steam Age Enthusiast Pillows

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Used wheels

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Midlife: You Are Here.

Run from the hills!

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The Inner Dog.

The first Dermatologist.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'