Steam Age Enthusiast Mugs

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

Used wheels

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Run from the hills!

Midlife: You Are Here.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

The Inner Dog.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'