Steamboat Aficionado Mugs

River Guerillas - Explosion of a Shell in Ladies Salon of Steamer 'Welcome', at Waaterproof, Mississipi

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Business Duck

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Tunnel of fleeting love.

The Imperfect Storm

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Run from the hills!

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Don't row so hard!'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

Thames Pizza