Riverboat Enthusiast Mugs

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Greenwich in the Season'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Business Duck

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Watching Sea Life.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"They migrate here each summer."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves