Riverboat Admirer Mugs

"It's jazz, coming up the fiver from New Orleans."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Subwoofer

Fishing Boat Derby

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A meeting on the pier

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Salmon with a gas mask.

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'What a cool screen saver!'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

'Who knows how far up we are? Raise your hands.'

They were all out of sharks

'Fred, don't you think it's time you went on a diet?'

SS Superhero

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."