Vintage Vessel Admirer Mugs

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Blue Dress

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

A meeting on the pier

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Centaur falls in love.

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Fashion over function!"

Frank Sinatra.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Victorian woman at a bar.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Computer Address Book.

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'