Vintage Admirer Mugs

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"He's way too old for her."

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

Miners

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Fashion over function!"

"Bit old for that hairstyle 'ent she?

GPS: Granny Positioning System

Seen Them All Mall!

Thrift Store: Second Hand Smoke.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Weltanschauung (worldview).

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

James Buchanan

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

I'm afraid we are talking more of a puce, than a genuine indigo!'

'In my day, $5000 worth of electronics wouldn't have fit in a back pack.'

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

5 & 10 Junk

Computer Address Book.

Swells shocked at the sight of an unfashionably bulky umbrella

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Sir Winston Churchill

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Before the Internet