Vintage Vessel Admirer Gifts

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Blue Dress

A meeting on the pier

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Centaur falls in love.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Fashion over function!"

Victorian woman at a bar.

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

Computer Address Book.

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'