Steamship Admirer Gifts

It's an ill wind.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Subwoofer

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

A meeting on the pier

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Mars Rover

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

Zapped Spaceship.

Alien in flying saucer with a sign: 'My Other Ship is an X-Wing.'

No, you're still saying arrr, not ahhh.

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

US Space Shuttle

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

Irony on the Titanic.

Winston Churchill

Chasing Propeller

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Under the Trees at the River Bank

Earth Sucks!

Whale watering