Starship Admirer Gifts

Alien in flying saucer with a sign: 'My Other Ship is an X-Wing.'

Zapped Spaceship.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

The melting polar ice caps

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Subwoofer

"Are you cold dear?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Penguin job interview

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Mars Rover

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"The glaciers are angry."

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

Ice Whaling

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

Annoyed planet.

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

"So how do you like my makeover?"

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

'Damn...'Frozen planet' team. I'll shake this lot somehow.'

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

'All this talk about global warming...pah! I mean, where's the evidence?'

penguin fishing

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

"Reason For Visit: 'world domination' - can you enlarge on that please?"