Starship Admirer Gifts

Alien in flying saucer with a sign: 'My Other Ship is an X-Wing.'

Zapped Spaceship.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

The melting polar ice caps

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Subwoofer

"Are you cold dear?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Penguin job interview

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Mars Rover

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

"The glaciers are angry."

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

Ice Whaling

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

Annoyed planet.

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

"So how do you like my makeover?"

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

'All this talk about global warming...pah! I mean, where's the evidence?'

penguin fishing

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

"Reason For Visit: 'world domination' - can you enlarge on that please?"

'It says a friend of Santa Claus lived here.'

'Looks like the Man in the Moon has been hitting the Botox again.'