Mars Admirer Gifts

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The one that got away

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

Rocket and Witch Race

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Easter Island Shades...

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Subwoofer

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

A meeting on the pier

The Lemmings of Montauk