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350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Rocket and Witch Race

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"It makes me want to pee."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Subwoofer

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

A meeting on the pier

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

The Lemmings of Montauk