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'If you really cared about me, you'll swim back to the boat and get my bottle of wine.'

My problems

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

A meeting on the pier

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The one that got away

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Subwoofer

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

The Lemmings of Montauk