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'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'Fred, don't you think it's time you went on a diet?'

SS Superhero

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Fishing Boat Derby

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

A meeting on the pier

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

The Lemmings of Montauk