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"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Piranhaclaus

"Do you mind?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'It was this big. I swear'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Krill, baby, krill."

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Watching Sea Life.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"They migrate here each summer."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

'Here's the junk mail.'

One of a kind.

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"