Aquatic Admirers T-Shirts

Seal wondering whether it will ever get the trick right.

'Stop This is crazy, We mustn't,'

Piranhaclaus

Olympic Rings

I know they run sideways, but does it have to stare at me the whole time?

Horror movies

"She's just being Koi."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fishing Boat Derby

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Fresh fish

"Krill, baby, krill."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"This place could use a moat!"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

Drinking Companions

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

FISH ESCAPE.

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

Fish in Water Cooler.

Fish swimming around inside drip.