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"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"Some people are dog people. Some are cat. I'm a fish person."

Penguin with fish shaped presents at christmas

They were all out of sharks

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

"Small world, isn't it?"

"Must you always play with your food before you eat it?"

Smooth Newt

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

Fish "Paul Salmon and Carp Garfunkel are really brill!"

'I think that's what's called a mackerel sky.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'You've taken this swimming with dolphins too far Brenda.'

'What a cool screen saver!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Their love was impossible...But even more impossible to ignore.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

"She's just being Koi."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'