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I'm having trouble breathing.

'That hunchbacked white is singing our song.'

Snapping turtle: 'OK, I'm sorry I snapped at you!'

Whale Whale Whale.

"Excuse me, where's the bathroom?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Romantic Giraffes

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You're such a good listener."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Welcome Spring.

Piranhaclaus

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"He's gone goth"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'