Sea Animal Admirer T-Shirts

'I know size doesn't matter, but I still get turned on by a guy who's at least ten feet.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Piranhaclaus

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"She's just being Koi."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bears

"He's gone goth"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'