Sea Life Admirer T-Shirts

School of little fish scares big fish

Puffer fish balloon vendor

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

'I think it's totally awesome how you're not afraid to just be yourself!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Shoal of Fish following Shark

Octopus

How "The Birds and the Bees" talk goes over in other species...

Lepreprawn

Although jet propelled for the last 100 million years, the earliest squid used a more primitive form of propulsion.

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

'Eat local, or the other side of the world?'

'He's my remote tuna.'

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'There's a dress code for a reason, Carl. Want me to get you a mirror?'

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'You come in here giving it all that.'

'Yes, this heart is a bit weak, but don't worry, the other two are still going strong...'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Failed Marketing Concepts: Books on Tope

"Well, you see the 'great' moniker is given to us by humans as a sign of respect..."

"Salutations on your birthday! So, I guess you've reached your dotage."

What's the Frenzy Special?

"Yeah yeah, good one, like I haven't heard it before: yes, I'm a bottom feeder."

"I'm way more intimidating above the water."

"What are you inking?"

"Because I can."

Mermaid brushing her hair

Octopuses surf too.