Underwater Life Admirer T-Shirts

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Piranhaclaus

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"He was a sea rescue."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Scuba cow"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"They're so like us."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Shark infested custard!

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Making fun of Starfish.

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."