Underwater Life Admirer T-Shirts

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Piranhaclaus

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

"They're so like us."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"He was a sea rescue."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Shark infested custard!

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

How Swordfish Are Born

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Making fun of Starfish.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'