Marine Biology Admirer T-Shirts

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

"He was a sea rescue."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"They're so like us."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

How Swordfish Are Born

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Watching Sea Life.

Did you find our menorah?

"Welcome."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"