Marine Biology Admirer Gifts

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"They're so like us."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"He was a sea rescue."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Scuba cow"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

How Swordfish Are Born

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Watching Sea Life.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Did you find our menorah?

"Welcome."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

Making fun of Starfish.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"These kids and their shellfies..."