Marine Mammal Admirer Gifts

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Shark Crossing

'As your lawyer, I hate to tell you, but apparently it was a breach of contract.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'I still don't get it. I can't see the likeness.'

'Well, I don't care how you did it at home, Walters, this is not how we handle this sorta thing at seaworld...'

Watching Sea Life.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"He was a sea rescue."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"They're so like us."

"Scuba cow"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

Shark infested custard!

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'll have a man overboard!"

A meeting on the pier

Making fun of Starfish.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."