Marine Mammal Appreciator Gifts

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Scuba cow"

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Shark infested custard!

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Laboratory Retriever

Watching Sea Life.

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Say cheese!

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Fish mobsters.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

Rabbits picknick

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

David Attenborough

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."