Marine Mammal Lovers Gifts

Fred served a higher porpoise

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The unlucky lemming"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Watching Sea Life.

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Lovers scuba diving

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Starbucks Siren

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

Moses/stranded shark

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Common Dolphin

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"Don't make eye contact..."