Marine Wildlife Lovers Gifts

"I'm thinking the little fella's from Maine."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Whale Piñata.

Stop Human Footing

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Sea Change.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

The Seahoover

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

One of a kind.

Starbucks Siren

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."