Marine Wildlife Enthusiast Gifts

'But Steve, it still doesn't make you kosher!'

"Manatee, manatee, all is manitee."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Batman O' War

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'