Marine Wildlife Aficionado Gifts

Prints of Whales

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Batman O' War

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Whale Piñata.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Shark food pyramid.

Sea Change.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Stop Human Footing

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."