Sea Creature Aficionado Gifts

Thirsty Fish.

"Cut down on plastics."

'I have an underactive omega 3 gland.'

"Half-and-half, please!"

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

Octopus Charades

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Shark infested custard!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Sea Change.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Stop Human Footing

Sea Monster

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Who says I'm beached?'

The Seahoover

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'