Sea Creatures Enthusiast Gifts

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Neptune

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Shark infested custard!

'You've changed since we got married.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Did you find our menorah?

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sea Change.

Sea Monster

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'