Sea Creatures Enthusiast Gifts

"I feel puffy - I think I'm retaining water."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Neptune

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Shark infested custard!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Shark food pyramid.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Did you find our menorah?

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Jacques Cousteau.

Sea Change.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'