Sea Creature Fanatic Gifts

Even though he wasn't medically trained, Kevin knew straight away that he had pulled a mussel.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Leak in the fish tank.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Shark infested custard!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Dolphin

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Sea Monster

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

Search and Rescue

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Vitruvian Manatee

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"