Sea Creature Fanatics Gifts

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

Leak in the fish tank.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Shark infested custard!

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

Sea Monster

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Stop Human Footing

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Vitruvian Manatee

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"