Sea Creature Fanatics Gifts

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Leak in the fish tank.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Shark infested custard!

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Did you find our menorah?

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sea Monster

Stop Human Footing

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Search and Rescue

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Vitruvian Manatee

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."