Sea Monster Lovers Gifts

"Here's the sick squid I owe you. . ."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Leak in the fish tank.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Monster Clown

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Sea Monster

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Search and Rescue

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"A textbook landing..."

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

baleen whale

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

Octopus Charades

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."