Sea Monster Aficionado Gifts

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Leak in the fish tank.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Horror Stories.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."