Sea Monster Aficionado Gifts

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Dead Funny

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Leak in the fish tank.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."