Sea Monster Enthusiasts Gifts

Nemo was best known for crowding the plate and keeping the batters guessing!

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Giant Monster in Bath

Leak in the fish tank.

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."