Sea Monster Seeker Gifts

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"I spy something blue."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"A textbook landing..."

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"We're luckier than most people..."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

Fisherman and sea monster

"I am Big Foot's brother, but please, don't ask my name."

'I am sitting still.'

"Actually, I am underwater."

A Guest For Lunch

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

'Harp?...Lark?...'